Sheesha dil da bana ke chakna choor kita. Mile jina nu na asi kade ,ki pta kadon ban jane ne o sade naseeb loko. Hundi yaari v kaisi ajeeb loko, anjanea nu le aundi kareeb loko. Har wele tainu hi yaad karke, tere piche rabb nu bhulai baithe hain. Haal tenu ki dasiae ,dil wich pta ni kine ku jakham chupai baithe hain. Par fer ve je koi ishq kare, tan samjho galti hai taqdeeran dee.
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega.Har geet kahani keh janda, is ishq diyaan zanjeeran dee.Īrshan cho digge ranjhe dee, mahalan to ujdian heeran dee.Įh rog tabahi kar turde, ohna dil to bane faqueeran dee. Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko. kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti. ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain. har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai. apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti. Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum. tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye. Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. 
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune. Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?. Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…. Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……. 1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?. sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na. Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain. Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling. custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?. You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho.!!. Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye. You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”. Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi……. Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,. Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,. bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…. maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai. Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain. latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,. Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi. Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,. Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…. samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…. dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun. Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …. National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…. 
Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr. Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!. Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…. Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…. A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called. Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”. 
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,. Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?. Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,. Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…. If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,. If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,. Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya. 
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